Is it six yet??

HOW do you leave your cat inside your couch before you sell it?
and HOOOWWWWWWW do you not realize you have a cat living underneath your ass for 3 weeks!?!?!

I blame the economy.

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Creepy PSAs from the 60′s

Extreme Fishing!

(skip to 3:12)

man running down the stairs while flossing during rush hour?

and its not even friday the 13th yet.

As you may recall, the end of 2008 sparked up plenty of oddball stories and sightings of beloved actor Bill Murray; remembered most for his remarkable roles in ‘Lost in Translation’, ‘Life Aquatic”, ” Ghostbusters”, “Groundhog Day”, “Scrooged”, and most importantly, “What About Bob?“

From hanging out with MGMT at Williamsburg loft parties to randomly pranking unsuspecting citizens on New York’s streets, Bill instantly regained a myth like status, something like BigFoot, but much more sarcastic and awesome.

Well anyway, seems Bill has gone quiet since the new year, a little TOO quiet- and interactive media and party gang LVHRD wants to get their hands on him again.
Don’t ask me why they need him, they’re being all vague and shit. BUT- if you have any hot leads as to the whereabouts of Mr Murray and feel like sharing; check out this article and pass along your tips.
Where art thou, Bill Murray?

Sell Outs.

OH, but DON’T bother trying to find him via an agent. According to sources, he doesnt have one: : “He has never had a publicist and, five years ago, he fired his agents. “I said I didn’t ever want to speak to them again, and I never did,” he says. “I like to cut my own lawn now. I don’t need a landscaper.”

Well Played, Bill…. Well played.

Hungry yet?

Chefs in Taiwan are trying out a new trend in cuisine, a new chain they’ve created called MODERN TOILET.  Foods shaped like bodily functions and with names like, “diarrhea with dried droppings” (chocolate), “bloody poop” (strawberry) and “green dysentery” (kiwi)”, are served in miniature toilet bowls and are supposedly delicious. 

The Chinese seem to be taking a liking to this new trend too because, according to CNN’s story, “they are more nonchalant about bodily functions, such as burping, farting or even going to the bathroom — an act performed squatting sans doors in some places in China”.

I .. uh.. well… really?
TOILET CREATIONS

Happy Women's Day!

Hello there!  With today being Women’s Appreciation Day and all, I thought an all ladies playlist would be an appropriate way to kick off this blog. Check out some of my favorites here:

We dig chicks!
 

ALSO NOTE: TONIGHT IS FIRST SATURDAYS AT BROOKLYN MUSEUM- with a female theme of course

http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/visit/first_saturdays.php

Check out what’s going on all day, I’ll be there for the dance party at 9.

the address is : 

200 Eastern Parkway

Brooklyn, New York 11238-6052

SO pregame with the ladies playlist and I’ll see you there?

Hello! I’m Jess and I’ve started a blog. I’ll be posting about music, art, parties and other random oddities that are worth fwding to your coworkers on Monday morning. Please come back and visit soon, but for now- I just wanted to say ‘hello’!